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Jon
I took a long sharp knife
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Jon
And drove it into her back
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Jon
Again and again … and again
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WTF???
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Jon
Blood on the knife, on my hands, my face …
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Jon
Or at least I remember it that way now
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Jesus Christ
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Are you sure u should be telling me this?
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Jon
Let me explain
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U better cuz I won’t be part of a crime
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Jon
U know the new service they opened
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Jon
Where they implant a new memory into your brain, and delete old ones?
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‘A Fresh Start’? Yeah, it’s the new thing
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Jon
Ok so apparently I had a really bad childhood
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Apparently?
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I had those memories erased
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Whoa, you went and did it?
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I know all about your childhood
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Jon
DON’T TELL ME!
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Um ok. But you’re the one who told me
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And it was a fucked up childhood
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Jon
If you say anything you can retrigger my old memories
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I wanted nice new memories ones installed
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Jon
Playing outside, laughing with parents, that kind of thing
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U just changed your whole childhood?
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I guess
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Damn
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Except something must have gone wrong
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Because I don’t have ANY childhood memories at all anymore
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Nothing??
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Just blurs. But I do have a very vivid memory of murdering my wife
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WTF? U were never married!
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Jon
Exactly
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Ooh so they gave u the wrong memory?
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It’s hard to say … cause it’s my memory now so it feels like I did it
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My brain KNOWS that I did it
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That’s fucked up man
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Jon
I can recall every moment
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Jon
The blood, the screams
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You poor thing!
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I can’t sleep at all
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Can u go back and get it fixed?
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I mean, they clearly fucked up in a major way
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I’m sure they can fix it for u
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Jon
I’ll probably do it, but there’s one thing that’s wrong
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What’s that
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I KNOW the woman
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OMG!
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How is that possible if it’s a made up memory??
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That’s the whole thing
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Jon
I don’t think it’s made up!!
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But that’s how they advertise it!
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Think about it – memories must be super difficult to create, very complex
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So why spend a ton of money trying to do that
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When you can just take them from someone else
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Omg
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So the whole thing is memory SWAPPING?
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Jon
I think so
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But that means
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That the murder actually happened!?
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Jon
Exactly
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Jesus Christ
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And you know her??
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Jon
Yes, she’s my neighbor from across the street
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Holy shit
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Jon
I saw her fighting with her husband a few days ago
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OMG so he JUST killed her??
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Jon
Wow I didn’t think of that … I suppose so
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This is creepy … U have to tell the police!
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Jon
It’s complicated, because it’s MY memory now …
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Jon
So in some way, I did it
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No! Stop thinking like that!
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Jon
I can’t, it’s installed in me …
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OMG
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What?
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Jon
I just looked out the window
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And THERE SHE IS!
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Who?
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Jon
The murdered woman. My new memory wife. She’s alive!
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Wait what? How is this possible?
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So it was a made up memory after all?
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Jon
There’s something VERY wrong with this
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What else do you remember?
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In my memory, I glance out of the window after stabbing her
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And I see the garbage truck taking away an old sofa from in front of the house
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But none of that happened if she’s still there?
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I can see the sofa out there right now!
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And she’s standing right next to it
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But that’s good? Because no one got killed?
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Jon
Oh NO …
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Jon
Heather, it’s not a memory
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What do you mean?
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Jon
The garbage truck just turned into our street
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Like what you remember??
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Jon
They didn’t install a memory in me
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Jon
It’s a PREMONITION
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What? Like a prediction?
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Or perhaps a plan
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Omg …
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And she just went back into the house
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OMG
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Jon
He’s about to kill her NOW!!!
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Jon
Whatever is in my mind, is what he saw his future as!
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This is unfucking believable! Call the cops!
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Jon
Too late for that. I’m running over!
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Oh god, be careful!
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Also, talk to me!
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What’s going on, did you stop him??
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Jon?
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Omg, I just realized … If you had his plan, that means HE had it deleted …
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So he wouldn’t be planning it anymore … Right?
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Jon
Heather!
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Thank God!! What happened?
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Jon
You were right
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Jon
He didn’t have the faintest clue
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So all is well?
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Jon
Not exactly …
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I kicked their door in and rushed in
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So he thought I was a crazy robber
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And he stabbed ME
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WHAT??? Oh no
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Ambulance is on its way
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But Heather promise me one thing
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I can’t even
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If I live or die
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Jon
You HAVE to make them take the murder memory out of my head
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I can’t die with it, or live with it
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PROMISE ME! Bcs I’m about to pass out
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I promise Jon!
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Omg hang in there …
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Pls hang in there Jon
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Jon